ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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