He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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