Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Randomize
