do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
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