The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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