So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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