I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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