You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
