My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
