Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
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