i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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