Whatcha textin bout Willis?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Randomize
