My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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