I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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