That's when you crack a 10am beer
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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