I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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