i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
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