Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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