You surviving the open bar?
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So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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