During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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