she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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