I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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