are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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