it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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