So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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