Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
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