Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
