Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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