called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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