Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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