Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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