Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
only you would photoshop your dick
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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