Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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