the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
The beer is more important than you right now.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
i believe in u and ur pee
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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