I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
There r osticjed everywhere
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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