Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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