4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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