I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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