I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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