Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Randomize
