Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
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