I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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