You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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