? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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