Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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