if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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