who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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