there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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