If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
