Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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