I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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