I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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