Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I feel like a drive thru vagina
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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