Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Randomize
