Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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