no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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