so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
not ubering you a puppy
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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